Why Are You Still Single? Replies Single People Can Give To Ease Yourself Out Of Such Nosy Questions

March 30, 2010 by Persha  
Filed under Still Single

I am on the edge of my twenties and “why are you still single?” seem to be a number one conversation opener for many people that talk to me! I must say this very question, comes in several variations and flavors.

“How come such a smart girl like you is still single?”

“I can’t believe a nice girl like you is still single,”

Followed by the more direct and probing question “When do you think you’ll get married?”

Why Are You Still Single

Why Are You Still Single

Question: Why are you still single?
Me: I really don’t know. Maybe you should ask my ex’s.

Question: You do know that your biological clock ticking?
Me: I am not sure about that, but I suddenly feel a sharp pain in my rear end.

Question: Why are you still single?
Me: Because I just got out of prison for killing the last person who asked me that! (I haven’t said this really, but have been tempted to try!)

Question: Isn’t it time you thought about settling down?
Me: Yes, It’s my new year’s resolution.

Question: Why aren’t you still not married?
Me: I forgot!

That actually isn’t a joke. Everyone is so busy with education, career etc. Such things occupy your time so much so that the void left by not having a significant other, isn’t that significant! Unless of course someone reminders you
Why are you still single?
Me: Because I haven’t found anyone good enough for me (Blunt truth!)

Perhaps you have been on the receiving end of similar questions and comments. What was your reply?

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